Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food. Show all posts

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Cooking is Sexy!

Ok, so yeah, I may be risking something by saying this; I may sound completely demanding but... I dare to say it. I dare to tell you how it is. I dare to be bold. I Dare to be a man. And I am just going to say it. We all think this:

A girl that can cook, and I mean cook food that makes you drown in flavor, is STRAIGHT up HOT!

There is no way around the sexiness of French recipes, the Italian spice, or where the Asian sweet-n-sour can take you. No, there isn't. Stop trying to argue with me. There is NO WAY AROUND how sexy someone who can cook is. You can try to say all your little compliments and dress up like playtime barbie, but if you can't make something sizzle in the pan it's only skin deep!

I mean... I may forgive you. I may try to to realize that cooking isn't a part of your life. But Damn. If you cook and we can chop vegetables, caramelize garlic in melted butter, and close our eyes while we sample our cooking.

I just may break down. I may try to define that together, is really spelled To-Get-Her. And I might, oh yeah, I might, say, "Girl you got it goin on!"

Let's casserole tonight!

Dan

PS. My fav Four Letter "F" word coming soon.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Thank God for a Refrigerator

Whoa. I think it has been a whole week since my fridge pooped out on me. Today I had to sneak back home between classes to have the home open and ready for the delivery guy to bring in my new Fridge! It made me 3 minutes late to choir. But I know where my priorities are--food. And of course if you have never heard me say this before: My favorite 4-Letter 'F word is ... FOOD!



Isn't she just sexy? I mean she is one HOT rectangle. I am super excited. She has just the chemistry to keep me well fed physically, probably even emotionally. SO WHAT if its just a physical relationship! I love that she is okay that I am shallow that way. I decided that she can move in. But she has to be open to me closing her door off and on. If she is good, I will decorate her with drawings and magnets. I know that I do need to fill her up too. As it is now our relationship is a bit empty as you can see. 

I'm really happy with the ice maker option :)

Ok I know you are all envious. So I will stop bragging. I will stop letting you know how amazing she is. You haters out there though... You should stop. ;)

Dan